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Episode 27 – Coztastic Voyage

Posted on October 12, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

Yes, this flimsy premise is still going on – blasted with unknown radiation from a shrink ray he built out of old Magnavox parts and a Super Soaker CPS 3000, White Cosby has shrunk down to electron-microscopic size in order…

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Episode 26 – Slumberland Frolics!

Posted on October 6, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

Come, my dreamland citizens. You’ve had a lengthy ride in the naptime car aboard the Snoozy-Chug Express, disembarked from the SlumberBurg Station and are deep within SleepVille, where White Cosby reins supreme from a throne of hay and goose down.…

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Episode 25 – Zen and the Art of Cosby-Style Maintenance

Posted on September 28, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

You are at peace. You breathe in the spirit unknown, filling your lungs and, as each bronchial passage is saturated with the essence of life, an overwhelming calm consumes you. The oneness of all beings, the quality pervading all…

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Episode 24 – CozSpotting

Posted on September 21, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

“Hello everyone – my name is White Cosby, and I am addicted to everything.” With those words, White Cosby began the long, hard road to recovery. After snorting, injecting, licking, digesting, investing in, rubbing up on, absorbing, basking in, being…

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Episode 23 – Does Coz Even Lift?

Posted on September 14, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

Tick-tock. Tick-tock. What is that? Is it a clock? Yes, obviously. But it’s also the heart beating in your chest, ceaselessly drumming onward into the grave. You, however, probably emit a sound closer to a dying Chrysler, what with your…

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Episode 22 – Hortative Hedonism

Posted on September 8, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

Hortative (adj.) – tending to exhort; encouraging Hedonism (n.) - he doctrine that pleasure or happiness is the highest good So there you go. White Cosby is back in a human body, his metallic frame rusting in the noonday sun. Now, what you don’t know is – when you suddenly…

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Episode 21 – Cerebro-Coz

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

COMMUNICATION INITIATED. SECURE LINE FOUND. COMMENCE TRANSMISSION OF WHITECOSBY.COM DATA PACKET <EPISODE_21_> Quick! What happens to America’s favorite personality and the most helpful mind this side of Dear Abby’s frozen head in a jar when his body is stricken with…

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Episode 19 – Green Cosby

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

The world is coming to an end, and we are to blame. Humanity, through its constant selfish behavior, has plunged the planet past the breaking point, and now it’s only a matter of time before the seas boil, the coasts…

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Episode 15 – Food for Thought

Posted on July 21, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

We hope you’re hungry, because it’s snack time. No, that’s not it – it’s more like a healthy, robust lunch. A lunch with several courses. A lunch that lasts for several hours, and actually you can’t really tell when lunch…

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Episode 13 – Orthodox Coz

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

That’s right – this episode is by-the-books. No breaking the rules here. Get in, do the job, get out clean. Set up the ridiculous premise for the week, answer some questions, sell some merch, watch the money roll in. …

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