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Episode 27 – Coztastic Voyage

Yes, this flimsy premise is still going on – blasted with unknown radiation from a shrink ray he built out of old Magnavox parts and a Super Soaker CPS 3000, White Cosby has shrunk down to electron-microscopic size in order

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Episode 26 – Slumberland Frolics!

Come, my dreamland citizens.  You’ve had a lengthy ride in the naptime car aboard the Snoozy-Chug Express, disembarked from the SlumberBurg Station and are deep within SleepVille, where White Cosby reins supreme from a throne of hay and goose down.

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Episode 25 – Zen and the Art of Cosby-Style Maintenance

  You are at peace.  You breathe in the spirit unknown, filling your lungs and, as each bronchial passage is saturated with the essence of life, an overwhelming calm consumes you.  The oneness of all beings, the quality pervading all

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Episode 24 – CozSpotting

“Hello everyone – my name is White Cosby, and I am addicted to everything.” With those words, White Cosby began the long, hard road to recovery.  After snorting, injecting, licking, digesting, investing in, rubbing up on, absorbing, basking in, being

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Episode 23 – Does Coz Even Lift?

Tick-tock.  Tick-tock.  What is that?  Is it a clock?  Yes, obviously.  But it’s also the heart beating in your chest, ceaselessly drumming onward into the grave.  You, however, probably emit a sound closer to a dying Chrysler, what with your

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Episode 22 – Hortative Hedonism

Hortative (adj.) – tending to exhort; encouraging Hedonism (n.) - he doctrine that pleasure or happiness is the highest good So there you go.  White Cosby is back in a human body, his metallic frame rusting in the noonday sun.  Now, what you don’t know is – when you suddenly

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Episode 21 – Cerebro-Coz

COMMUNICATION INITIATED. SECURE LINE FOUND. COMMENCE TRANSMISSION OF WHITECOSBY.COM DATA PACKET <EPISODE_21_> Quick! What happens to America’s favorite personality and the most helpful mind this side of Dear Abby’s frozen head in a jar when his body is stricken with

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Episode 19 – Green Cosby

The world is coming to an end, and we are to blame.  Humanity, through its constant selfish behavior, has plunged the planet past the breaking point, and now it’s only a matter of time before the seas boil, the coasts

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Episode 18 – Venti Counsel Macchiato

  Live from high atop his mountainous bean empire in the wilds of Peru comes the latest bracing cup’o’joe from White Cosby.  The finest, purest waters are brought to a boil, the Chanchamayo have been crushed to a fine dust,

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Episode 17 – Whine Country

Coming to you from his very own mobile acreage of American Viticultural Zone, White Cosby is all about the grape this week.  A true sommelier, his advice this week carries a heady aroma; there is a distinct yet subtle balance

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