Yearly Archives: 2013

Episode 24 – CozSpotting

“Hello everyone – my name is White Cosby, and I am addicted to everything.” With those words, White Cosby began the long, hard road to recovery.  After snorting, injecting, licking, digesting, investing in, rubbing up on, absorbing, basking in, being

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Episode 23 – Does Coz Even Lift?

Tick-tock.  Tick-tock.  What is that?  Is it a clock?  Yes, obviously.  But it’s also the heart beating in your chest, ceaselessly drumming onward into the grave.  You, however, probably emit a sound closer to a dying Chrysler, what with your

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Episode 22 – Hortative Hedonism

Hortative (adj.) – tending to exhort; encouraging Hedonism (n.) - he doctrine that pleasure or happiness is the highest good So there you go.  White Cosby is back in a human body, his metallic frame rusting in the noonday sun.  Now, what you don’t know is – when you suddenly

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Episode 21 – Cerebro-Coz

COMMUNICATION INITIATED. SECURE LINE FOUND. COMMENCE TRANSMISSION OF WHITECOSBY.COM DATA PACKET <EPISODE_21_> Quick! What happens to America’s favorite personality and the most helpful mind this side of Dear Abby’s frozen head in a jar when his body is stricken with

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Episode 20 – Invalid Instruction

…Not “invalid” as in “not valid.”  That would just be silly.  This episode is just as valid as any other, just as full of sound advice and just counsel.  White Cosby, while his faculties remain, is spending every waking hour

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Episode 19 – Green Cosby

The world is coming to an end, and we are to blame.  Humanity, through its constant selfish behavior, has plunged the planet past the breaking point, and now it’s only a matter of time before the seas boil, the coasts

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Episode 18 – Venti Counsel Macchiato

  Live from high atop his mountainous bean empire in the wilds of Peru comes the latest bracing cup’o’joe from White Cosby.  The finest, purest waters are brought to a boil, the Chanchamayo have been crushed to a fine dust,

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Episode 17 – Whine Country

Coming to you from his very own mobile acreage of American Viticultural Zone, White Cosby is all about the grape this week.  A true sommelier, his advice this week carries a heady aroma; there is a distinct yet subtle balance

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Episode 16 – The Horse Show*

  *Sorry.  This is kind of a misnomer.  This episode has, quite literally, nothing to do with horses.  Breeding, caring for, and looking after horses is not discussed.  Different varieties of horse, from miniature to noble Clydesdale – they don’t

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Episode 15 – Food for Thought

We hope you’re hungry, because it’s snack time.  No, that’s not it – it’s more like a healthy, robust lunch.  A lunch with several courses.  A lunch that lasts for several hours, and actually you can’t really tell when lunch

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