Episode 29 – C.G.C. (Certified Guarantee Coz)

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THRILL! Over twelve full-color pages of Ka-Zar the Great and his wild jungle adventure!  Gape in ASTONISHMENT! The Submariner strikes back at those who have wronged him!  SUSPENSE! The robotic android hero HUMAN TORCH (?) fights the forces of evil and longs for mortal affection!  Every storyline Vibe has ever appeared in!  This new episode of Ask Dr. White Cosby has IT ALL! But you can’t listen to it or read it or touch it or breathe on it or excrete odors or skin cells in the same room, or you’ll reduce it’s rating and damage White Cosby’s reputation as graphic novel collector extraordinaire.

Everyone who collects rare comic books is flush with this stuff, girls, and respect (girls and respect not pictured).

Everyone who collects rare comic books is flush with this stuff, girls, and respect (girls and respect not pictured).

Mylar wrapped and kept sealed in a vacuum-pressurized chamber, this latest episode of the Ask Dr. White Cosby advice show contains the following Mystery Tales:

  • What’s your advice for leaving a successful voicemail greeting?
  • Why do men talk only about themselves when they’ve been drinking?
  • Is it wrong to be offended when a wedding invite is declined?
  • How do I deal with a friend that owes money?

And just to make this week’s randomly chosen theme of comic books seem like a real, chosen and intended thing, the World Famous White Cosby Movie Review is for Thor: The Dark World! What a difference planning makes!

 

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