Monthly Archives: September 2013

Episode 25 – Zen and the Art of Cosby-Style Maintenance

Posted on September 28, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

You are at peace. You breathe in the spirit unknown, filling your lungs and, as each bronchial passage is saturated with the essence of life, an overwhelming calm consumes you. The oneness of all beings, the quality pervading all…

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Episode 24 – CozSpotting

Posted on September 21, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

“Hello everyone – my name is White Cosby, and I am addicted to everything.” With those words, White Cosby began the long, hard road to recovery. After snorting, injecting, licking, digesting, investing in, rubbing up on, absorbing, basking in, being…

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Episode 23 – Does Coz Even Lift?

Posted on September 14, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

Tick-tock. Tick-tock. What is that? Is it a clock? Yes, obviously. But it’s also the heart beating in your chest, ceaselessly drumming onward into the grave. You, however, probably emit a sound closer to a dying Chrysler, what with your…

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Episode 22 – Hortative Hedonism

Posted on September 8, 2013 by Rowsdower42 — No Comments ↓

Hortative (adj.) – tending to exhort; encouraging Hedonism (n.) - he doctrine that pleasure or happiness is the highest good So there you go. White Cosby is back in a human body, his metallic frame rusting in the noonday sun. Now, what you don’t know is – when you suddenly…

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