Episode 21 – Cerebro-Coz

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Quick! What happens to America’s favorite personality and the most helpful mind this side of Dear Abby’s frozen head in a jar when his body is stricken with incurable disease?  And then his surgeons leave twelve ravenous honey badgers in his chest cavity?  And then a shipping tanker falls on the whole thing?  Well, he dies, is what.  Yes, last week, shortly after completing another award-winning* episode of Ask Dr. White Cosby, the doctor himself died a thousand deaths** and let loose the surly bonds of earth.  Then, per his instructions, his brain and vital organs were placed inside a hideous mechanical shell so that the world could spin on, content that it’s manifold problems would have a savior.

These two lucky "olds" will soon die and be reborn.  The privileged elite become monsters, thanks to science!

These two lucky “olds” will soon die and be reborn. The privileged elite become monsters, thanks to science!

Yes, Cerebr0-Coz “lives,” and his nuclear-powered servos and cerebral net are hell-bent on fixing your problems.  This week, Cerebro-Coz takes the following middling human affairs into his massive steel pincers:

  • Should we giving a fat $%!@ about the Royal Baby?
  • What can I do about my husband’s tendency to pinch bottoms?
  • How do I confront my swinger father-in-law?
  • How can I avoid being “catfished?”
  • And, as a being of pure logic and cold metal has no need of entertainment, sit in stilled awe during the LAST World Famous White Cosby Movie Review of One Direction: This is Us: The Concert Film of the Summer!

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