Episode 20 – Invalid Instruction

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…Not “invalid” as in “not valid.”  That would just be silly.  This episode is just as valid as any other, just as full of sound advice and just counsel.  White Cosby, while his faculties remain, is spending every waking hour fixing the problems of the planet.  ”Invalid” as in “an infirm or sickly person.”  Because White Cosby is on his death bed.  He’s in the final stages of a debilitating disease.  Granted, he’s trying herbal remedy after herbal remedy, each of them more successful than the last, but sometimes the body just quits, no matter how many poultices of duck fat, bat saliva, red clay, and hummus you wear in a burlap bag around your neck.

This image has nothing to do with the above paragraph.  I was just proud of my minimal PhotoShop skills and had to share it.

This image has nothing to do with the above paragraph. I was just proud of my minimal PhotoShop skills and had to share it.

But before his body becomes a mere flesh husk (and his brain and organs are transplanted into CerebroCoz, his homemade metallic frame (ensuring his wisdom lives on, in terrifying robot form), White Cosby tackles the important questions, such as:

  • How can you really believe in Global Warming?
  • How do I deal with folks who think my infant is cool because I make him wear sunglasses?
  • How do I make my wicked, money-grubbing stepmother pay for my late father’s headstone?
  • Why did Anthony Wiener continue his escapades after getting caught?

And, as one of his final living treats, White Cosby gives you the skinny about The Mortal Instruments: CIty of Bones in an all-new World Famous White Cosby Movie Review!

White Cosby’s final wish was for you to download this episode, submit a question yourself, and rate the show highly in iTunes.  He’s dead now.  Do it for him.

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