Episode 19 – Green Cosby

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The world is coming to an end, and we are to blame.  Humanity, through its constant selfish behavior, has plunged the planet past the breaking point, and now it’s only a matter of time before the seas boil, the coasts crumble to dust, all animals turn on all humans, and those that don’t turn on their human friends (dogs, ducks, camels) stop eating and go extinct in a passive-aggressive attempt to distance themselves from those “intelligent” apes that fucked the planet to nothing.  At least, that’s how things are going now.  If we all just buckle down and listen to White Cosby this week, we’ll learn everything we need to know about preserving this friendly blue orb of ours.

Did you know that brushing and whitening causes incurs a major carbon footprint?  The British are some of the most green people around.

Did you know that brushing and whitening incurs a major carbon footprint? The British are some of the most green people around.

In one single episode, White Cosby becomes Green Cosby, preserver of nature and friend to trees and crap.  Aside from the usual environmental advice (carpooling, not burning plastic in large bonfires, killing all household pets), White Cosby also tackles these important issues:

  • A rebuttal to last week’s question of “Amazing face with bad body, or amazing body with bad face?”
  • Is being turned on by a particular set of teeth weird? Is it a fetish?
  • How does White Cosby handle a braggart with a perfect life?
  • Just what in the hell is going on in a game of baseball?

And don’t forget to stick around, as White Cosby busts out the justice scales and the calipers to give Kick-Ass 2 the World Famous White Cosby Movie Review treatment!

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