Snow gently wafts down, finding purchase upon the ever-growing bank of a frosted windowsill. A kind of hush is all over the world tonight. The good little boys and girls are tucked tight into their bedding, pleading with their various…
Yearly Archives: 2013
Episode 34: I’m Dreaming of A White Coz-ristmas!
Tagged with: A Madea Christmas, advice, Alcohol, Alcoholism, Ask Dr. White Bill Cosby, Birth, Christmas, Comedy, Contract Killing, Cosby, Frozen, gifts, Hanukkah, Healthy Eating, Hitman, Holiday, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Jesus, Mithras, Music, Pimping, Prostitution, Santa Claus, Saturnalia, Saving Mr. Banks, Season, Smaug, The Hobbit, Turtle Doves, Twas The Night Before Christmas, White Cosby
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Murderous Plant Life Coach
War. Poverty. Injustice. High gas prices. Young-Earth Creationism. There’s a plethora of reasons to dismiss humanity as nothing more than a failed experiment, a wild shot in the dark towards civilized behavior and polite society that ended with starving children…
Tagged with: advice, Ask Dr. White Bill Cosby, bad table manners, Bushroot, Chatty Women, Comedy, Cosby, Disaster, Fungus, Greenhouse, Gym Pool, Inside Llewyn Davis, Masturbation, moving, Mushrooms, Plant Life, Poison, Revolution, Sperm, Typhoon, Vegetation, Weather, White Cosby
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Episode 32 – Thanksgiving Funnanza!
Gather ye round and stuff yon faces – the most reddest, whitest, and bluest of holidays is here and you are all invited to partake in the festivities and the foodtivities with your gracious host, White Cosby! Now, ever since…
Tagged with: advice, Ask Dr. White Bill Cosby, Bible, Cockentrice, Comedy, Cosby, Dressing, Financial Aid, Harvest, Job Loss, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Oldboy, Origins, Pilgrims, Recession, Sriracha, Stuffing, Thanksgiving, Tofurkey, Vegan, White Cosby
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Episode 31 – Cozllegiate Edition
Welcome, newest students! You’ve just entered the prestigious halls of one of the most venerated institutes of higher learning this planet has to offer. Our lush and verdant common areas are great for tossing ’round the ultimate disc or hacking…
Tagged with: advice, Ask a girl out, Ask Dr. White Bill Cosby, Back to School, Bathroom, Catching Fire, College, Comedy, Cosby, Craigslist, Dean, Dorm, Facebook, Friend Zone, gift cards, Heirs, Inheritance, Noises, Pranks, Public Restroom, Tests, Thailand, The Hunger Games, University, White Cosby
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Episode 30 – White Cosby’s Video Game Palace Explosion Noises!
Uncap a fresh batch of Gamer Grub. Down two liter cans of Four Lokos. Rub those Cheetos-smeared controller mitts together in greasy anticipation of the next gerenation of advice podcasts. Check out this fat stack of day one DLC, fellow…
Tagged with: advice, Ask Dr. White Bill Cosby, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty, Comedy, Consoles, Cosby, Dining, Games, Old People, Parking, Play, PS4, Sex, Thanksgiving, Tickets, Video Games, Wait Time, White Cosby, Wii U, Xbox One, Zumba Fitness
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Episode 27 – Coztastic Voyage
Yes, this flimsy premise is still going on – blasted with unknown radiation from a shrink ray he built out of old Magnavox parts and a Super Soaker CPS 3000, White Cosby has shrunk down to electron-microscopic size in order…
Tagged with: advice, amusement park, Ask Dr. White Bill Cosby, baby shower, Bacteria, beer, Captain Phillips, Comedy, Cosby, Dead People's Clothes, drinking, Germs, gifts, grandmothers, movie review, power hour, review, ritual, shave, shaving, Shrink, theme park, Viruses, White Cosby, winter coat
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Episode 25 – Zen and the Art of Cosby-Style Maintenance
You are at peace. You breathe in the spirit unknown, filling your lungs and, as each bronchial passage is saturated with the essence of life, an overwhelming calm consumes you. The oneness of all beings, the quality pervading all…
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