Yearly Archives: 2013

Episode 34: I’m Dreaming of A White Coz-ristmas!

Snow gently wafts down, finding purchase upon the ever-growing bank of a frosted windowsill.  A kind of hush is all over the world tonight.  The good little boys and girls are tucked tight into their bedding, pleading with their various

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Murderous Plant Life Coach

War.  Poverty.  Injustice.  High gas prices.  Young-Earth Creationism.  There’s a plethora of reasons to dismiss humanity as nothing more than a failed experiment, a wild shot in the dark towards civilized behavior and polite society that ended with starving children

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Episode 32 – Thanksgiving Funnanza!

Gather ye round and stuff yon faces – the most reddest, whitest, and bluest of holidays is here and you are all invited to partake in the festivities and the foodtivities with your gracious host, White Cosby!  Now, ever since

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Episode 31 – Cozllegiate Edition

Welcome, newest students!  You’ve just entered the prestigious halls of one of the most venerated institutes of higher learning this planet has to offer.  Our lush and verdant common areas are great for tossing ’round the ultimate disc or hacking

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Episode 30 – White Cosby’s Video Game Palace Explosion Noises!

Uncap a fresh batch of Gamer Grub.  Down two liter cans of Four Lokos.  Rub those Cheetos-smeared controller mitts together in greasy anticipation of the next gerenation of advice podcasts.  Check out this fat stack of day one DLC, fellow

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Episode 29 – C.G.C. (Certified Guarantee Coz)

THRILL! Over twelve full-color pages of Ka-Zar the Great and his wild jungle adventure!  Gape in ASTONISHMENT! The Submariner strikes back at those who have wronged him!  SUSPENSE! The robotic android hero HUMAN TORCH (?) fights the forces of evil

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Episode 28 – The Building Blocks of the Cosbyverse

We are not the flesh and blood beings we think we are.  Despite the sensation of being solid, singular matter, we are mostly empty space, separated every now and again by protons, neutrons, electrons, and more whirring and zooming and

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Episode 27 – Coztastic Voyage

Yes, this flimsy premise is still going on – blasted with unknown radiation from a shrink ray he built out of old Magnavox parts and a Super Soaker CPS 3000, White Cosby has shrunk down to electron-microscopic size in order

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Episode 26 – Slumberland Frolics!

Come, my dreamland citizens.  You’ve had a lengthy ride in the naptime car aboard the Snoozy-Chug Express, disembarked from the SlumberBurg Station and are deep within SleepVille, where White Cosby reins supreme from a throne of hay and goose down.

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Episode 25 – Zen and the Art of Cosby-Style Maintenance

  You are at peace.  You breathe in the spirit unknown, filling your lungs and, as each bronchial passage is saturated with the essence of life, an overwhelming calm consumes you.  The oneness of all beings, the quality pervading all

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